A Gay With Words

Same.

Let me help you wipe some of that off. Don’t want it in the bed…

woops

my finger slipped

a bunch

[George Takei voice] Oh my! [/George Takei voice]

It’s coming…

I should take a sleeping pill and knock myself out before midnight and my phone starts going crazy with Facebook notifications. Happy 35th to me.

sombrero91:

Cannot wait

This describes way too many of my relationships.

I obviously need some color on this pale, pale skin. (Taken with Instagram at The Great Hill)

Lovely day to get some sun in Central Park. (Taken with Instagram at The Great Hill)

Friend: I hope you're happy.
Me: I hope you're happy, now that you're choosing this, I really hope you get it and you don't live to regret it. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY IN THE ENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND. I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, MY FRIEND! SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOK INTO THE WESTERN SKY AS SOMEONE TOLD ME LATELY, EVERYONE DESERVES A CHANCE TO FLY AND IF I'M FLYING SOLO AT LEAST I'M FLYING FREE TO THOSE WHO'D GROUND ME TAKE A MESSAGE BACK FROM ME TELL THEM HOW I AM DEFYING GRAVITY, I'M FLYING HIGH, DEFYING GRAVITY, AND SOON I'LL MATCH THEM IN RENOWN, AND NOBODY IN ALL OF OZ, NO WIZARD THAT THERE IS OR WAS, IS EVER GONNA BRING ME DOWN! BRING ME DOWN! AW WAH WAH WAH WAH-AAAAAAAAH!
Friend: 
Me: What.

And now it’s time to go for a run.

Based on weight tracking at livestrong.

joshistrashy replied to your post: Ugh

are you a lawyer now?

Not until I pass the bar and then a character and fitness review. Probably about 6 more months.

Ugh

Y’all have no idea how much I need to play with some boy’s naughty bits right now.

I go to gay bars. I talk to no one. I go home sweaty and a bit tipsy. (Taken with instagram)

Me: Guys shut up I'm on the phone with my mom.

Friends: PASS THE POT. I'M SO HIGH. WHO BROUGHT THE BEER. SCREW CONDOMS.